by Michael Epperson
People find me attractive. People find me intelligent. People find me if
they are good at playing hide and seek. People find me a sitter for the
evening when my wife and I want to see a local performance of The Threepenny Opera.
People find me amusing and/or unusual when I tell them that
extraterrestrials can find me using a microchip implant that would cause
cancer if I were to remove it from my neck. Sometimes I find myself
unbearably sad when I consider the possibility that that nice Irish
fellow still hasn’t found what he’s looking for — and whether anyone of
us ever will.
Michael Epperson is a graduate student at Arcadia University.